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Come one come all to the heroes’ hall. Bring a cute date and have a ball!

(Blackrazor says, “Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda!”)
Finnegan, “You’ll be staying in your room while the adults have fun at the party. Don’t worry, we’ll let you have the TV.”

Come celebrate the christening of the heroes
of Fallcrest, The True Fallcrest Guard with:
Free food!
Open bar!
Live band!
Good times!
Catered by The Heartstein from Hammerfast
Located at the old Kamroth Estate (date, time)

(Blackrazor says, “I’m lookin to hook up with a fighter with a strong arm and an Intelligence Modifier in the mid… 0 to 3 range who knows a nice girl who owns a nice girl intelligent magical sword …that’d be really nice.”)
Tfg

Featuring the debut of their new hit single:

A Ballad of Heroes

Whenever darkness does arise
The people need not hide in fright
For they have heroes by their side:
The True Fallcrest Guard!

While they’re on duty Fallcrest can
Be sure its safety’s in good hands
For nothing could be greater than:
The True Fallcrest Guard!

And who do we call to save the day?
The True Fallcrest Guard!
Whose shield and sword drive night away?
The True Fallcrest Guard!
When evildoers interfere
With this town we love so dear
Who will make them quake with fear?
The True Fallcrest Guard!

When shadow stole the people’s hearts
T’were at the mercy of dark arts
They brought the light into the dark:
The True Fallcrest Guard!

The scheming lord did grasp and grope
And swallowed up free men’s last hope
They hung him with his golden rope:
The True Fallcrest Guard!

And who do we call to save the day?
The True Fallcrest Guard!
Whose shield and sword drive night away?
The True Fallcrest Guard!
When evildoers interfere
With this town we love so dear
Who will make them quake with fear?
The True Fallcrest Guard!

And now that they are on the watch
And all good men should live in peace
The evil claws extend their reach
The city cries the call goes out
It’s up and out in arms they ride:
The True Fallcrest Guard!

(Blackrazor says, “…me and her can murder all of you and make sweet mental love on your dead bodies. Garm can join too, but he has to pay 100 gp. …C’mon, pick me up.”)

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